four going on forty

"mommy i want to give you one of those flowers."

"baby those are just decorations, they don't come off, but thank you for wanting to give me a flower!"

"it's myyyyyy pleasure."

chats with the dude

"mommy, i don't like these mashed potatoes."

"why not?"

"they taste different."

"different from what?"

"chicken."


can't argue with that logic.